Some people want to change the world... Why let a little thing like spelling get in the way?   And frankly, if you’re more of a milk type person, it’s not exactly all fun living in a world full of tasty beverages now is it.

We’re not sure where he came up

with the idea, but boy do we know

a new bandwagon when we see one.

Get the shirt now and show everyone

that all this fruity drinking and stuff

has gone too far!